Rumors have it that Georgia GOP Chairman and Religious Superstar Ralph Reed accepted an invitation and attended an invitation-only Super-Bowl Party hosted by...are you ready for this? Former President Bill Clinton and former First Daughter, Chelsea Clinton, at the Steigenberger Belvedere Hotel during the World Economic Summit in Davos, Switzerland.

This was reported in the January 29 edition of the Washington Post.

The PV Staff Needs Smelling Salts: Wowee! Who'da thunk this day would ever come? After spending all of the 1990s supposedly fighting the legislation of Bill Clinton, Ralph Reed is Mr. Partee-man with the Clintons! Whoo-hoo!

The PV Has Acquired A Secret Tape Recording of Their Conversation for Our Readers:

Bill: Ralph! Ralph...how the hell are you? C'mon over here...you know Monica, don't you, and this is my daughter, Chelsea.

Ralph: Where's that babe-wife of yours, Hillary?

Bill: [unintelligible] So, how're things? I got your e-mail last week, and I thought it was a real good idea.

Ralph: Well, Bill, look, the fact of the matter is, we both know that without the other's involvement, and giving it all, neither of us would be successful in what we do. I couldn't con people into hiring me for big bucks to run their campaigns and companies into the ground, and you couldn't put on airs that you're that swinging guy you are. It all works out for the both of us.

Bill: So, how do you think we ought to be structured?

Ralph: I envision one heckuva PR firm, Bill where you and I rake in the dough. I have the talents and the following that by merely leaving my name on a recorder, I'm guaranteed a call back. I'm sure you have that response as well.

So, we need to bill ourselves as sorta the team of [James] Carville and [Mary] Matalan, except, of course, you and I both know we're much better looking. I was thinking of a company name along the following lines, and let me give you some examples off the top of my head:

"Bill & Ralph's Excellent Adventure"
"Charismatic Strategies"
"The Toccoa Group"
"The Pretty-Boy Group"...anyway, these are just some ideas, you know. We can hashout more of the formalities later.

Bill: Well, heh. You've done some real thinking there, Ralph. What about if we get Monica here to head-up...get it..."head-up?" [guffaws are heard by Bill, Ralph and some Secret Service detail in the background]...anyway, let me get control of myself here...yeah, as if THAT'S going to ever occur [louder laughs from the entire room are heard]...okay, okay. [a big inhalation and exhalation of air is heard as Bill steadies himself]...anyway, Monica needs a good job with us. She can be in charge of Entertainment for all of those clients we need to schmooze, you know?...and...

Ralph: Right...right...[and the microphone goes dead as someone sits on it]....