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Hillary Clinton Visits Texas

Bill Simon, Monday, January 21st, 2008

A Republican cowboy from Texas attends a social function which Hillary Clinton is attending and trying to gather more support for her nomination. Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As she was doing that, she […]

A Message To Ric Mayfield from Tucker Cagle: “Who’s Your Daddy Now?”

Bill Simon, Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

Okay…now the tit-for-tat letter battle this week between the Casey Cagle and Ralph Reed campaigns has gotten EXTREMELY interesting.
To recap, first there was a letter authored by Casey Cagle printed last week in the Savannah Morning News.
Then the Reed campaign fired-back with a letter of their own last Monday.

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U.S. Outsources Homeland Security to North Korea?

Bill Simon, Monday, February 27th, 2006

Feb. 21, 2006 - Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff raised eyebrows today by announcing that the United States would outsource all of it homeland security operations to a little-known North Korean firm called Jim Kong-Il Inc.

Two Book Reports

politicalvine, Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill Clinton.

One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

- Titanic: $29.99
- Clinton: $29.99

- Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
- Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

- Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

- Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.







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