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	<title>Political Vine: The Insider&#039;s Source on Georgia Politics &#187; Political Jokes</title>
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		<title>Hillary Clinton Visits Texas</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Republican cowboy from Texas attends a social function which Hillary Clinton is attending and trying to gather more support for her nomination. Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As she was doing that, she kept swatting at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Message To Ric Mayfield from Tucker Cagle: &#8220;Who&#8217;s Your Daddy Now?&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay&#8230;now the tit-for-tat letter battle this week between the Casey Cagle and Ralph Reed campaigns has gotten EXTREMELY interesting. To recap, first there was a letter authored by Casey Cagle printed last week in the Savannah Morning News. Then the Reed campaign fired-back with a letter of their own last Monday. Then, Senator Chip Pearson, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>U.S. Outsources Homeland Security to North Korea?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 16:08:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<strong><i>Feb. 21, 2006 - Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff raised eyebrows today by announcing that the United States would outsource all of it homeland security operations to a little-known North Korean firm called Jim Kong-Il Inc.</i></strong>
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		<title>Two Book Reports</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2006 18:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" &#038; "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

- Titanic: $29.99
- Clinton: $29.99

- Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
- Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

- Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

- Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.]]></description>
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