Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill Clinton.

One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

- Titanic: $29.99
- Clinton: $29.99

- Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
- Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

- Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

- Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

- Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
- Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

- Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
- Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

- Titanic: During ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
- Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

- Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
- Clinton: Let’s not go there.

- Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
- Clinton: Monica’s forced to return her gifts.

- Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
- Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.

- Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
- Clinton: Monica…..ooh, let’s not go there, either…

- Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
- Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary…basically the same thing.

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