This morning, I received a call from Eric Zeiere (sp?) for Ralphie.

Yesterday, I received one from John Smoltz.

Tomorrow, I expect to receive one from Jerry Falwell.

On Monday, I expect to receive one from Newt Gingrich telling me what a great “family values leader” Ralph Reed is.

Surely there’s a sit-com waiting to be written about elections like these. Maybe call it “The Consultant.”

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