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“Hello, Nancy? About That Stuff We Said About You…”

by Bill Simon

Rumors have it that President Bush will be making a phone call to The Likely-Speaker-To-Be Nancy Pelosi this morning.

What do you think will be the likely words they exchange AND what do you think wll be the thoughts they will actually be thinking?

The format of this exercise is like this:

Bush: “Good morning, Nancy…. [insert Bush's real thoughts here]

Pelosi:
“Why hello, Mr. President! It’s SO good to hear from you! [insert Pelosi's real thoughts here]

Ready…Set…Go!

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6 Responses to ““Hello, Nancy? About That Stuff We Said About You…””

  1. caroline Says:

    Bush: Damn, you mean I’m going to have to actually deal with a woman!

    Pelosi: We’re going to subpoena your butt from here to timbuktu! Now, where did you lose those millions in Iraq?

  2. Bill Simon Says:

    LOL! Excellent, Caroline!

  3. Jim Lenahan Says:

    Bush: “Remember that I am still the President. I hold the power of the veto. I am The Decider!”

    Pelossi: >

  4. Jim Lenahan Says:

    (Hmmmm it did not make it . . .)

    Pelosi: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  5. caroline Says:

    Bill Simon,
    I guess you should start a thread with Harry Reid and Bush since the AP just announced that the GOP lost the senate.

  6. Chris Says:

    Bush: Nancy, How bout we make a deal?

    Pelosi: I’m listening…

Today's Deep Thought

Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, 'Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?' (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.)



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