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Illegal Immigrant Joke

by Bill Simon

My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal
immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They’re plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go home to spend it.

I love it when a plan comes together.

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This entry was posted by Bill Simon, on Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 at 8:01 am and is filed under Rumors and You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

3 Responses to “Illegal Immigrant Joke”

Freddi Bastiat Says:
June 14th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
What do you know about Sam Olens?
rugbyfan Says:
June 15th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Funny!

Freddi, loved “the Law”.
Freddi Bastiat Says:
June 19th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Rugbyfan… I love educated compatriots. I’m curious about Sam “Olins” … he plugs himself as a republican, my sense is that he’s a RINO… What say you?

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