Famous Quotes (from morons)

Tuesday, December 30, 2003

(The following list was compiled by Chuck Muth who sends out quite the regular nightly news e-letter. You can subscribe directly to his nightly delivery by going to ChuckMuth.com

Taking the Words Right Out of Their Mouths

"Allah is on our side. That is why we will beat the aggressor."

- Saddam Hussein

"I don't know where bin Laden is, I don't know where (Saddam) Hussein is, and I still don't know where all of these weapons of mass destruction are -- I'm going to put George Bush in the Bureau of Missing Persons because he keeps missing everything he goes after."

- Rev. Al Sharpton

"I'm saddened, saddened that this president failed so miserably."

- Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle (D-SD)

"We've gotten rid of [Saddam Hussein], and I suppose that's a good thing."

- Howard Dean

"This president is a miserable failure."

- Rep. Dick Gephardt

"I can't maybe even convey it as strongly as I feel, how dangerous this (Bush) administration is to the future of our country."

- Sen. Hillary Clinton

"I voted for what I thought was best for the country...Did I expect George Bush to f*ck it up as badly as he did? I don't think anybody
did."

- Sen. John Kerry

"Let's make one thing real clear, I would never have voted for this war (in Iraq)."

- Wesley Clark

"In two short years, George W. Bush has taught us what the 'W' stands for -- wrong."

- Sen. John Edwards