It All Depends On Your Definition Of "Rational"...

Monday, March 14, 2005

Rumors have it that a California Superior Court Judge has struck down that state's "gay marriage ban."

San Francisco County Superior Court Judge Richard Kramer wrote in his opinion that "It appears that no rational [underscore emphasis added by PV] purpose exists for limiting marriage in this state to opposite-sex partners." Therefore, he has deemed that withholding marriage licenses from gays and lesbians is unconstitutional.

PV Offers Analysis: RATIONAL?!?! Oh, no! If there's one thing the religious fanatics in this country cannot even begin to fathom, it's a rational thought in their daily existence.

No, you see, boys and girls, religious socialists do not care one iota about using rational thinking in their decision-making processes. They can only rely on what they have been spoon-fed all throughout their years of life, and they think they will be struck-down by lightning if they dare step outside their little Pandora's box of fairy-tale existence.

In 1994, the African-Americans rioted in the streets about the Rodney King verdict. Two days after the Georgia Legislature held its first ever "Family Day" at our state capital, residents from Acworth to Zebulon should brace themselves for an onslaught of irrational hand-wringing from the likes of religious socialists like Sadie Fields, Sean Hannity, Pat Robertson, Dr. SpongeBob Dobson, Ralph Reed (who will soon be busy with his own problems defending his possible violation of the RICO Act), and every other religious socialist in America who will be trying to re-define the definition of "rational" for their own uses.

Fear not, boys and girls. Failure to ban gay marriages in this country will not cause, as some of these fear-mongering socialists claim it will, America to be attacked again by Islamic fundamentalists. If America is attacked again, it will not be as the good Reverend Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson stated on the morning of 9-11 that America "deserved" these attacks because we are such an immoral nation. If we are attacked again, it will be due to many reasons other than this country allowing homosexuals to co-habitate and co-exist amongst the heterosexuals.

But, by all means, ramp-up those anti-homosexual news programs on FOX News for the next 6 months...time's awastin' for advertisers!


Editor's Note: The Political Vine is run by heterosexual conservative Republicans who refuse to toe an irrational line modern-day religious socialists want everyone to toe. The PV models itself after the Republicans of Barry Goldwater's time period when this party operated on the concept of LESS intrusion by an overbearing government.