"Surrender Monkey" Takes A Dip In The San Francisco Bay...

Thursday, March 20, 2003

By Sierra Baker

For the duration of the war, I will refer to so-called "peace protestors" by their true description "surrender advocates."

Or to advance the description given by Jonah Goldberg for the French "cheese eating surrender monkeys," we will use the shortened "surrender monkeys."

To say that one is against war and in favor of peace is to establish as fraudulent a choice as to say that "I am in favor of babies eating." EVERYONE, except for tyrannical, despotic dictators, is against war and in favor of peace.

Therefore, "peace protestor" or "anti-war advocate" is misleading because it doesn't describe a particular position. EVERYONE is in favor of peace and against war. Accordingly, to accurately describe these folks, one must describe what they advocate: surrender.

Or if you wanted to be really accurate, you could just call them:

Communists.

But we like the name "surrender monkeys" best of all.

God Bless Our Troops and God Bless the United States of America.


Late Breaking News...

Reports are that a Surrender Monkey fell to his death trying to hang an anti-American banner from the Golden Gate Bridge.

He was against the war because he was afraid he would be killed in a terrorist attack. How ironic.


Sierra Baker