Fooled ya! We do not have the Paris Hilton sex video, nor any other video. What we do now have, though, is your e-mail address and IP address that shows you were interested enough in the subject matter to click-through to see the goods.

If you are an ordinary Joe/Jane, we will be collecting this information and forwarding them on to your spouses, employers, and fellow employees.

HOWEVER, if your e-mail address turns out to be one that identifies you as a county commissioner in either Barrow, Cherokee, or Habersham counties, we will be publicizing them, along with your name and contact information, along with the PV's recommendation for suitable punishment: writing 150 times "Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Ass."