1. You wake up every morning trying to come up with a good excuse to call in with.

2. You quit caring if IT sees you surfing Monster.com and Careerbuilder.com.

3. You invest a small fortune in lottery tickets.

4. You look at student loans and consider going to grad school full-time.

5. You wish for a non-fatal disease, pneumonia, a burst appendix, anything to get out of the office legally.

6. Two words, Sugar Daddy.

7. You think suicide is a viable option as your coworker drones on and on in your Monday morning meeting.

8. You think homicide is a viable option as your coworker drones on and on in your Monday morning meeting.

9. Retail jobs are a step up the career ladder.

10. After every conversation with your boss, you have to beg God for forgiveness.