Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...
Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...

Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good...
Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...

Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists-good...
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...

Clinton invades Haiti and attacks Serbia without UN approval, congressional support or public backing - good
Bush invades Iraq with UN approval and overwhelming congressional support - bad

Clinton bombs Chinese embassy, some empty mud huts in Afghanistan, and a pharmaceutical plant in Sudan - good...
Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...

Clinton commits many felonies while in office - good...
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...

Clinton says there are mass graves in Serbia - good...
Bush and entire world says WMD in Iraq - bad...

Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
Recession under Bush - bad...

Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...
World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...

Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...
Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...

Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...
Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

Serbs who committed atrocities still free - good...
Saddam in custody - bad...

Ah, it's so confusing!