First, it was Pat Robertson proclaiming that Israel Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s stroke two weeks ago was caused by (and, I quote) “God’s punishment for Sharon trying to divide the land of Israel.” Now, it’s Mayor Ray Nagin of New Orleans proclaiming that God sent the hurricanes to his city and the Gulf Coast because […]

Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill Clinton.

One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

– Titanic: $29.99
– Clinton: $29.99

– Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
– Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

– Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

– Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.