“Hello, Nancy? About That Stuff We Said About You…”
by Bill Simon
Rumors have it that President Bush will be making a phone call to The Likely-Speaker-To-Be Nancy Pelosi this morning.
What do you think will be the likely words they exchange AND what do you think wll be the thoughts they will actually be thinking?
The format of this exercise is like this:
Bush: “Good morning, Nancy…. [insert Bush’s real thoughts here]
Pelosi: “Why hello, Mr. President! It’s SO good to hear from you! [insert Pelosi’s real thoughts here]
Ready…Set…Go!
November 8th, 2006 at 7:00 am
Bush: Damn, you mean I’m going to have to actually deal with a woman!
Pelosi: We’re going to subpoena your butt from here to timbuktu! Now, where did you lose those millions in Iraq?
November 8th, 2006 at 7:12 am
LOL! Excellent, Caroline!
November 8th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Bush: “Remember that I am still the President. I hold the power of the veto. I am The Decider!”
Pelossi: >
November 8th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
(Hmmmm it did not make it . . .)
Pelosi: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
November 8th, 2006 at 9:07 pm
Bill Simon,
I guess you should start a thread with Harry Reid and Bush since the AP just announced that the GOP lost the senate.
November 9th, 2006 at 1:59 am
Bush: Nancy, How bout we make a deal?
Pelosi: I’m listening…