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Illegal Immigrant Joke

by Bill Simon

My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal
immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They’re plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go home to spend it.

I love it when a plan comes together.

3 Responses to “Illegal Immigrant Joke”

  1. Freddi Bastiat Says:

    What do you know about Sam Olens?

  2. rugbyfan Says:

    Funny!

    Freddi, loved “the Law”.

  3. Freddi Bastiat Says:

    Rugbyfan… I love educated compatriots. I’m curious about Sam “Olins” … he plugs himself as a republican, my sense is that he’s a RINO… What say you?

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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.



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