by Bill Simon
I am waiting for Rick Santorum’s dirty little secret to become exposed one day. Anybody as nutty as he is about gay people has GOT to have some deeply buried skeletons in his closets.
In the meantime, THIS IS HILARIOUS!
And, the funniest part is, the guy doesn’t deny certain parts of the story. Maybe he only has a beef with how much money he paid the gay whore for the sex all these years…
The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out everyday. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.
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November 7th, 2006 at 11:21 am
Maybe his congregation can “pray away the gay”.