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Political Vine: The Insider's Source on Georgia Politics

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Mr. President, You’re Doing A Heckuva Job!

Bill Simon, November 9th, 2006

For the 2nd time this week, I was actually stunned to hear some political news.

The first time, it was on Monday when I heard that Shirley Franklin/John Lewis race-baiting bullshit of a radio commercial.

This 2nd time was to hear Bush deciding that Rumsfeld had to go. Whaaaaaa???

Folks, just in case you are wondering, I have known since early 2004 that Bush is a f***ing MORON, and if you disagreed with me on that, that’s fine. But, NOTHING could prove my point better than the about-face decision of Bush to shove Rumsfeld out the door today.

In multiple speeches up until today, Bush declared he had 100% confidence in Donald Rumsfeld and that Rummy was going to be with him until the end of his presidency.

Now, upon seeing the results of this year’s House races, he decides to go with “the people have sent me a message.” What a dumbass.

Seriously, if you are SO clueless that you have to wait until you get a brick thrown in your face that there is something seriously wrong with one of your team, either you’re not very competent, or your team of advisors is not very competent, OR BOTH. And, in this case, it is BOTH who are completely incompetent up and down the line.

Yes, Mr. President. If you earn a C-average from Yale, you too can grow-up to be the President of The United States. You can also grow-up to be wooden puppet with other people taking turns throwing their voices and thoughts into you while controlling your mouth opening and shutting with a series of strings.

And that is what we have as President of The United States.
Had Bush grown a set of testicles a month or two ago, and fired Rummy like he fired “Brownie” over the Katrina debacle, he might not have caused the loss of the House by as great a margin AND, we might still have control of the U.S. Senate.

But, this is what comes when you combine unmitigated arrogance with a bunch of incompetent buffoons.

Thank you, Mr. President. And, Thank you to the Spaghetti-Spined Republicans who have done nothing but rubber-stamp 95% of Bush’s policies AND defend his no-plan for victory policies in either Afghanistan or Iraq. Good going, guys. You have absolutely no one else to blame but yourselves.

My Fellow Americans…Gridlock Is GOOD!

Bill Simon, November 8th, 2006

That sound that Republicans are hearing is the sound of what happens when a principled-based political party
ABANDONS principles in favor of the issue-of-the-moment strategy for governing.

We now have what may be the safest form of government in the world at the federal level: Gridlock. And, I see gridlock as being a good thing for America.

Why? Forget the emotional rants and hysterics. If every PRINCIPLED Republican does their job in Congress from this point forward, we will have a much better (I dare say) output from our federal branches of government.

But, that’s just me and my realistic view of the world. What do YOU think of our brave new America’s future?

“Hello, Nancy? About That Stuff We Said About You…”

Bill Simon, November 8th, 2006

Rumors have it that President Bush will be making a phone call to The Likely-Speaker-To-Be Nancy Pelosi this morning.

What do you think will be the likely words they exchange AND what do you think wll be the thoughts they will actually be thinking?

The format of this exercise is like this:

Bush: “Good morning, Nancy…. [insert Bush’s real thoughts here]

Pelosi:
“Why hello, Mr. President! It’s SO good to hear from you! [insert Pelosi’s real thoughts here]

Ready…Set…Go!

A Message From “The Brothers & Sistas Grimm” (a Factual Tale)

Bill Simon, November 7th, 2006

I was a happy camper this morning. I just got 2 orders from a great new client and was whistling my lunch away (when I seal business, I get excited and my hunger goes away…if that would happen a lot more often, I’d lose 40 pounds in no time…but, I digress).

THEN, I checked my PV e-mail and received an e-mail message regarding THIS radio commercial being played on radio stations in Atlanta.

The commercial has the voices of Congressman John Lewis, Mayor Shirley Franklin, and Former Ambassador/Mayor Andy Young. I dub them the “Brothers & Sistas Grimm” for their outrageous claims in this commercial.

The commercial is being run in support of their candidate for Fulton County Commission, John Eaves.

This tops ANY race card commercial EVER being played ANYWHERE in America!!!!

Now I’m pissed-off and wished I lived in Fulton County for the sheer pleasure of voting for Lee Morris and Bill Loughrey and against these three numbskulls!

Open Blogging Opportunity!

Bill Simon, November 3rd, 2006

So many subjects to write about, I don’t know where to start. So, someone else can start it off while I go take the dog to the dog park. 🙂

This Is HI-LARIOUS!!!!

Bill Simon, November 3rd, 2006

I am waiting for Rick Santorum’s dirty little secret to become exposed one day. Anybody as nutty as he is about gay people has GOT to have some deeply buried skeletons in his closets.

In the meantime, THIS IS HILARIOUS!

And, the funniest part is, the guy doesn’t deny certain parts of the story. Maybe he only has a beef with how much money he paid the gay whore for the sex all these years…

Mike Wiggins: Looking More and More Like The Scumbag He First Appeared To Be…

Bill Simon, October 31st, 2006

Interesting little article in today’s Political Insider about the facts regarding Mike Wiggins and his mistreatment of his mother and sister.

Looks like to me that Wiggins is a pathological liar.

Take THAT, Jim Martin!

Bill Simon, October 30th, 2006

Rumors have it that 27 Demmies, both currently in office and out of office, have come out so strongly in support of Casey Cagle for Lt. Governor that they actually have a formal committee called Democrats for Cagle.

Following are the current and former Democratic elected officials who are serving as statewide co-chairs of the “Democrats for Cagle” committee:

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Does “GOP” Stand For “Gay Old Party” Now?

politicalvine, October 29th, 2006

Well, c’mon, with Ken Mehlman at the helm, anything’s possible…

Another Wonderful Weekend In Georgia: Tech Wins, UGA Loses…

Bill Simon, October 29th, 2006

Read ’em and celebrate/weep:

Tech Defeats Miami

Florida Rips UGA Apart

Mike Wiggins Can Deny All He Wants, But…

Bill Simon, October 20th, 2006

The fact is, apparently Liz Young knew enough about him to know that he WOULD have liked the e-mailed comment about Judge Carol Hunstein being a “one-legged Jewish lady from DeKalb County”.

I’ve met Mike Wiggins. I’m not impressed.

He is running for a judgeship when he has had ZERO experience practicing law under the Georgia Code. Nor does he have ANY experience in interpreting Georgia law, at ANY judicial level in this state.

Electing him to the Georgia Supreme Court today would be akin to electing Howard Mead to the Georgia Court of Appeals back in 2004 over Judge Debra Bernes.

Of course, no telling what Liz Young thinks about Judge Bernes…but, I now have a strong suspicion about how she would describe her in an e-mail…

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People Who Deserve To Get The Living Sh** Beaten Out Of Them On A Weekly Basis..

Bill Simon, October 9th, 2006

These are the people who deserve a bruising beating, once a week, for the length of time they serve in jail OR instead of killing them on Death Row, as the case may be:

Saddam Hussein: Saddam will probably be hanged for his crimes. Frankly, that’s just too damned soft of a punishment for me. He should be in pain every day of his life until he dies. And, in fact, I would encourage medical treatment of him so as to prolong his life just so he can live and look forward to another weekly beating. Killing him outright is no justice for his crimes against humanity.

Jack Abramoff: This little f***er (along with his “good Christian Con-Man” pal Ralph Reed) took money to help maintain the slave workforce being used to make clothing for big-time American clothing manufacturers on the Marianis Islands. To hell with Abramoff serving time in a white-collar crime prison…we need to get back to the good ‘ole Old Testament way of doing things and just stone the bastard.

Anyone got any other ideas of people who are alive who deserve a good beating for their crimes against humanity?

Blog about them here, stating what they did and what the punishment is they deserve that our “civilized society” will never do to them.

Today's Deep Thought

I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.



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